That's right! Now you, too, can have your very own Goatboy ranking! Here's how it works:
$1 buys you 10 GoatPoints (GP). For every 100 points, you get a rank up. You start at rank 0 and the max level is 10. It's a metric system. Each rank has a benefit as listed below:
Rank 0: Welcome message from me
Rank 1: You get one official Goatboy compliment
Rank 2: I will harshly flame one post of your choosing
Rank 3: I will ignore one illegal post of your choosing
Rank 4: I will sticky any thread of your choosing
Rank 5: Immune to my flaming, trolling, etc. for one month
Rank 6: Shout-out on Facebook with pics!
Rank 7: You get a 1,000-character max posting on my site
Rank 8: I will delete any post of your choosing
Rank 9: I will delete any thread of your choosing
Rank 10: I will make you a mod for one hour
If you don't want to pay in dollars, or if you use a different currency, I will gladly accept Bitcoin. My conversion rate is 1 dollar to 1 bitcoin. That's a steal! I am doing this to promote use of the Bitcoin currency.
So that's it! If you are interested, please send me a PM with your desired amount of points and payment method, and I will send you the appropriate account info. Join Club Goat today!
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