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Join Club Goat!

Post by Goatboy on Mon May 16, 2011 11:28 am
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That's right! Now you, too, can have your very own Goatboy ranking! Here's how it works:

$1 buys you 10 GoatPoints (GP). For every 100 points, you get a rank up. You start at rank 0 and the max level is 10. It's a metric system. Each rank has a benefit as listed below:

Rank 0: Welcome message from me
Rank 1: You get one official Goatboy compliment
Rank 2: I will harshly flame one post of your choosing
Rank 3: I will ignore one illegal post of your choosing
Rank 4: I will sticky any thread of your choosing
Rank 5: Immune to my flaming, trolling, etc. for one month
Rank 6: Shout-out on Facebook with pics!
Rank 7: You get a 1,000-character max posting on my site
Rank 8: I will delete any post of your choosing
Rank 9: I will delete any thread of your choosing
Rank 10: I will make you a mod for one hour

If you don't want to pay in dollars, or if you use a different currency, I will gladly accept Bitcoin. My conversion rate is 1 dollar to 1 bitcoin. That's a steal! I am doing this to promote use of the Bitcoin currency.

So that's it! If you are interested, please send me a PM with your desired amount of points and payment method, and I will send you the appropriate account info. Join Club Goat today!

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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by tgoe on Mon May 16, 2011 1:18 pm
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lol brilliant idea :)
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by msbachman on Mon May 16, 2011 4:53 pm
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What you need is some sort of intimidating signature to showcase people's sk1llz. I'm thinking something black and green that flashes all my leet shell commands ("ls ./elite" "cat ./hacker.bin", "cd /", "exec ./bombcode", "hack ftp://pentagon.edu") in sideways matrix text.

Bitcoin's too mainstream; real hackers accept gold bullion. You've probably never heard of it.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by Miner49er on Mon May 16, 2011 5:00 pm
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Where do we send the bitcoins? :)
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by Goatboy on Mon May 16, 2011 5:10 pm
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Do it.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by mRmasteRful on Mon May 16, 2011 5:15 pm
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I say rank 11 should get you a pair of goatboy's underwear :D
So can I pay in my native currency? Im from Trinidad and Tobago, we use monopoly money.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by sanddbox on Mon May 16, 2011 6:07 pm
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Goatboy wrote:If you don't want to pay in dollars, or if you use a different currency, I will gladly accept Bitcoin. My conversion rate is 1 dollar to 1 bitcoin. That's a steal!


Correct. You're stealing about 7 dollars seeing as how 1 BTC = ~8 US dollars.

Oops, was I supposed to not mention that?

On another note, I'm really mad that 1 BTC used to be worth half a cent...if I had bought some a couple of years ago, I would be beyond rich now.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by MDYarma on Mon May 16, 2011 6:28 pm
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mRmasteRful wrote:I say rank 11 should get you a pair of goatboy's underwear :D
So can I pay in my native currency? Im from Trinidad and Tobago, we use monopoly money.


Good one XDD ah... damn, I should be sleeping... hmm.. ah well, this is funny.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by Goatboy on Mon May 16, 2011 7:23 pm
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sanddbox wrote:Correct. You're stealing about 7 dollars seeing as how 1 BTC = ~8 US dollars.

Like I said, I based this off the current HF system.
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Re: Join Club Goat!

Post by sanddbox on Mon May 16, 2011 8:14 pm
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Goatboy wrote:
sanddbox wrote:Correct. You're stealing about 7 dollars seeing as how 1 BTC = ~8 US dollars.

Like I said, I based this off the current HF system.


Can I buy 100 GP for $10 and exchange that for 10 BTC?
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