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Post by parakkafaith on Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:31 pm
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I'm having problems with all the cookies that save to my desktop and slow down my graphics card.

HALP!!!
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Re: Cookies

Post by mShred on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:06 pm
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More information man. What exactly is going down?
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Re: Cookies

Post by parakkafaith on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:28 pm
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Well my graphics card keeps giving me messages about my cookies every time I upload them to my desktop. I wanna delete them so my CPU goes fast, but I want to keep the chocolate chip ones.

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Re: Cookies

Post by mShred on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:58 pm
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parakkafaith wrote:Well my graphics card keeps giving me messages about my cookies every time I upload them to my desktop. I wanna delete them so my CPU goes fast, but I want to keep the chocolate chip ones.

HALP!

Okay okay i'll HALP you. You put the chocolate chips into the batter and stir it. Then bake for about eight or nine minutes on 375, and you be good.
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Re: Cookies

Post by parakkafaith on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:23 am
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Thanks :D <3

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Re: Cookies

Post by Goatboy on Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:12 am
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Moron. Your CPU doesn't determine speed. That's your hard drive. You need to add more gigahertz to your hard drive so it can spin faster. It would also help if you deleted pictures and stuff, cuz that's what takes up your clock cycles (spinning wheels that look like clocks, which make your hard drive spin).
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Re: Cookies

Post by parakkafaith on Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:22 am
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Goatboy wrote:You need to add more gigahertz to your hard drive so it can spin faster.


That's where you're wrong. The screen is where all the stuff is moving. I actually hacked the gigahertz from my network and put them on my resolution. That way, as long as the screen's on, I can ping my .exe files before the fan even has to load.

Don't believe me? Check the date I made this account. I'm an awesome cracker (not hacker, there's a difference). You can never stop me!

P.S. What do you think of my skills now?

P.P.S. IP addresses mean dick
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Re: Cookies

Post by pretentious on Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:09 am
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You are both wrong. Put the gigahertz into your network card. Then you can use the internet computers to do your work for you, and save you having to oil your hard drive clocks.
parakkafaith wrote:Don't believe me? Check the date I made this account. I'm an awesome cracker (not hacker, there's a difference). You can never stop me!

Well i'm a super cracker, and i can troll you until you're mildly irritated. I actually have been cracking for more than 2 decades, but that was under a different name.
Goatboy wrote:Oh, that's simple. All you need to do is dedicate many years of your life to studying security.

IF you feel like exchanging ASCII arrays, let me know ;)
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Re: Cookies

Post by Gatito on Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:14 am
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parakkafaith wrote:P.P.S. IP addresses mean dick

Words of a true l33t cracker, respect bro.
pretentious wrote:Put the gigahertz into your network card

That's plain stupid, what if you don't have an internet connection huh? What then?


Increasing your Ghz is the way to go but from my experience in cracking ( of course with a different nick ) you should not neglect other stuff like data rate. I think the problem isn't with your monitor or resolution but with the cable connecting your monitor with your network. I recommend to take a 3Ghz Pentium 4 Processor, the fastest processor to date ( just look at the Ghz ) and convert 2/3 of them to cable memory. So that would take 2 Ghz and convert them to 2 GB so you would have 1Ghz of speed upgrade ( put either in your network or your monitor ) and 2 GB of memory for your cable. There are tons of software able to do this but I recommend freq-converter.exe for its simplicity.
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Re: Cookies

Post by pretentious on Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:37 pm
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Gatito wrote:
pretentious wrote:Put the gigahertz into your network card

That's plain stupid, what if you don't have an internet connection huh? What then?
How else am i supposed to get all my l33t cracking tools?
Gatito wrote:take 2 Ghz and convert them to 2 GB so you would have 1Ghz of speed upgrade ( put either in your network or your monitor ) and 2 GB of memory for your cable.

You have a point. I'm gonna have plenty of GUI's running that need network access. However, any cracker worth his title would use wireless. coz it's invisible. That's why i recommended putting the gigahertz into the card.
Goatboy wrote:Oh, that's simple. All you need to do is dedicate many years of your life to studying security.

IF you feel like exchanging ASCII arrays, let me know ;)
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