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This is not a joke

Post by Goatboy on Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:14 pm
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This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an...d her............ dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that. See... See More... See More... See more More best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1:
Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife and well Jenny is history now

People still do this? Really? I have to admit though, I lol'd a bit at the "Example 1" part.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by Phantom Wolf on Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:48 pm
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Hmm . . . maby it is true, but I seriously doubt that Clarissa is bulletproof.

Yeah, some people are stupid, and as the smart ones of the Internet, it's our job to flame them endlessly.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by Gatito on Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:56 pm
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Narrator wrote:an...d her............ dad

Narrator wrote:See... See More... See More... See more More


At least this guy tries to give the story some suspense ...... and its always good to give examples.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by insomaniacal on Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:51 pm
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I remember these were all the rage on myspace. That, and the whole "Bloody Mary" mirror thing.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by kujinR on Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:26 am
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insomaniacal wrote:That, and the whole "Bloody Mary" mirror thing.

Oh yeah. I remember that one.

Legend says that if you drink 100 of those in front of a mirror, you'll die.....of alcohol poisoning.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by insomaniacal on Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:11 pm
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I don't think we're talking about the same thing...
This was the one where you stare at a mirror, close your eyes, make two fists, and chant Bloody Marry Bloody Marry 50 times. Supposedly when you open your eyes, you'll see a phantom and have trouble breathing for a few seconds. Shit never worked.

But yea, drinking 100 of those things sounds like a surefire way to do yourself in.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by Goatboy on Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:34 am
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Just saw this one on AlbinoBlackSheep:

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by Phantom Wolf on Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:53 am
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I bet I know how Summer died. Someone like me probably shot her because of her bad grammar, spelling, and failure to turn off caps lock.
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by insomaniacal on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:37 am
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Phantom Wolf wrote:I bet I know how Summer died. Someone like me probably shot her because of her bad grammar, spelling, and failure to turn off caps lock.


Yea, I don't get why these kids don't just spell correctly (ignoring the grammar errors). It's not like its more convincing when you sound like a retard. I mean what, am I supposed to afraid of a retarded ghost coming after me?
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Re: This is not a joke

Post by Phantom Wolf on Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:56 pm
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insomaniacal wrote:Yea, I don't get why these kids don't just spell correctly

Well, from what I've seen, the vast majority of people who type like that do it to save time. Their typing skills are so terrible that it actually saves them a considerable amount of time to type one letter instead of three.

I think that people circulate these things just to see how far they go, I really don't think very many people believe this shit.
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