Funny Typos

Come on, everyone has had a typo that was funny as hell.
Here's one I still remember from typing class (backspacing wasn't allowed):
What I should have typed: "Susan vowed to rid the town a the large Canadian duck."
What I actually typed: "Susan vowed to rid the town of the large Canadian dick."
Anyone else have one they want to share?
Here's one I still remember from typing class (backspacing wasn't allowed):
What I should have typed: "Susan vowed to rid the town a the large Canadian duck."
What I actually typed: "Susan vowed to rid the town of the large Canadian dick."

Anyone else have one they want to share?