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Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:06 pm
by Monica
Welcome to LULZ, a new addition to the HTS Forums.
Got a funny quote from a chat? Share it here!


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  • Quotes/Logs/Conversations MUST be 20 lines or less.
  • NO full/complete logs/conversations.
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Enjoy!

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<Monica> dotty can't code.
<dotty> neither can you
<dotty> you just slap your tits on the keyboard and save it as .php

:mrgreen:

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:38 pm
by tgoe
Found on slashtdot:

--|Everyone knows all PHP coders are secretly py-curious.
----|Everybody knows that perl is the language of true men.
------|Actually C is the language of true men (it's got dangling pointers...)

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:24 pm
by TravisAlan
Some posters on Slashdot in reference to excitement when nmap was featured on The Matrix...

^...who's always talking during the movie. Hey, do you have a cell phone too? And a beeper? Maybe a crying child or two?

^^Well, minus the little hellians and the beeper, that's me. Sometimes I bring my laptop along in anticipation that there are going to be a few dull scenes. Though I try to keep conference calls on my phone with tons of flashy multicolored lights to a minimum after credits, sometimes it just happens, ya know? Also, I always always carry bang-snaps to movies. They're to throw at people who complain. The firecrackers are for people who complain twice. Roman candles for anyone who dares go beyond that.

I thought this was hilarious.

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:13 pm
by DamegedSpy

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:18 pm
by cilpolir
Goatboy wrote:...., you are one of the worst kinds of people on the Internet. You come onto a forum designed to help teach, and you expect to be spoon-fed. I use that term lightly, because you really don't even want to be spoon-fed, which assumes swallowing of the food on your part. You want to have an IV drip of "l337 h4x0r 5killz" inserted into you.

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:04 pm
by DamegedSpy
D: You are fast!
To follow the path, look to the master, follow the master,
walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.

When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:40 pm
by insomaniacal
A trollish omegle conversation of mine:

Code: Select all
Stranger: hi
You: Heyyy
You: asl :)?
Stranger: 14,f
Stranger: u
You: 32, m
You: Where u from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


xD

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:08 pm
by Hash_Burnswell
Text convo...

Friend: I'm hungry, what are you doing?
Me: Googling my snake.
Me: its scales look weird.
Friend: Your snake has scales? Stop googling it so much.
Friend: Also not hungry anymore.

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:19 am
by m0x
"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:44 pm
by sanddbox
m0x wrote:"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome


Unfunny, and basically rehashed from something I said in an earlier post?