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How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by MadM0use on Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:01 pm
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So you want to freak out your parents and get a knock on your door all in the name of style huh?
Well look no further, I got you bro lol ;)

Thanks to shodanhq.com, you can easily access computers you arent supposed to, and take nasty screenshots to construct your hacker porno from.


from government contractors:
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to the DOJ:
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to the FAA:
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to HLS
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to your local army recruiting station:
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to the Air Force:
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to the DOD
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to organizations so shady, they dont even want to tell you their name:
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pick one,
lock your door,
take a screenshot,
make yourself a desktop background,
pick a theme or create one for best result and BAM:
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lol, have fun guys. ;) I wonder what list I'm on NOW :P
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by Project1010 on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:21 pm
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Fucking l33t bro
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by pretentious on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:19 am
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what's the deal with you using telnet? Also TBH i've never even tried to go near these servers. I was certain there would be a firewall or something.

Also what?! get onto hardcore busty anal tamagotchi like the rest of us bro :lol:
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by MadM0use on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:30 am
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pretentious wrote:what's the deal with you using telnet? Also TBH i've never even tried to go near these servers. I was certain there would be a firewall or something.

Also what?! get onto hardcore busty anal tamagotchi like the rest of us bro :lol:



I'm using telnet because THEY ARE lol its disgusting. And this is my busty anal tamagotchi :D

-- Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:32 am --

Project1010 wrote:Fucking l33t bro


its only leet if you log in, this is just funny lol
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http://pastebin.com/FnwUG5KS
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by Iblist on Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:19 am
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Did you try password123 on any of those?
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by MadM0use on Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:27 am
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Iblist wrote:Did you try password123 on any of those?


lol, no i didnt have the balls, nor did i think they were THAT stupid. but given the useage of plain text protocols for top secret networks, maybe i should have lol
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http://pastebin.com/FnwUG5KS
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by tremor77 on Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:17 pm
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on the other hand they may have been honeypots.. ya just never know.. notice the first one didnt even ask for a username it was straight into password so it may have just been some sort of service they were running.. being on telnet and all. I hit a few of those on ssh and was greated with the same MOTDs... i'd hope that anything really important would use ssh keys and have ip whitelisting but.. well as we've seen lately.. with the OPM breach... http://www.wired.com/2015/06/opm-breach-security-privacy-debacle/

sometimes I just don't know.. it's a bit off topic but sometimes I just wonder if we're intentionally letting things get hacked in order to whip up public frenzy so they can pass crazy fucking legislation to ramp up surveillance programs and offensive capabilities..
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Re: How to go to prison in the name of style

Post by MadM0use on Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:35 pm
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tremor77 wrote:on the other hand they may have been honeypots.. ya just never know.. notice the first one didnt even ask for a username it was straight into password so it may have just been some sort of service they were running.. being on telnet and all. I hit a few of those on ssh and was greated with the same MOTDs... i'd hope that anything really important would use ssh keys and have ip whitelisting but.. well as we've seen lately.. with the OPM breach... http://www.wired.com/2015/06/opm-breach-security-privacy-debacle/

sometimes I just don't know.. it's a bit off topic but sometimes I just wonder if we're intentionally letting things get hacked in order to whip up public frenzy so they can pass crazy fucking legislation to ramp up surveillance programs and offensive capabilities..

BINGO dude lol
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