Well, I am newer(ish) to programming, and this was a fun little challenge.
For you php lovers out there, like myself, I managed to complete this using the php5's gd library, which contained everything I needed to get this to work.
Using those with a couple for loops and a bit of exploding, and two arrays, and you have yourself a victory dance.
Spreading knowledge just once a day, can help keep the script kiddies away ⠠⠵
The mystery is intensified by the facts.