I had the hardest facepalm today, one that nearly fractured my skull..
Not really but you know what I mean. Anyways, he asked me for software that would do a denial of service if he has the IP address. I asked what this was for and he said for an online game for when he is fighting for money. Holding back from punching him, I told him how a denial of service is illegal and he could get caught, go to jail, get fined, etc. He didn't care and got pissed when I refused to give him anything of the sort. Who uses software to do a denial of service attack anyways? Can't most routers ping, as well as oh I don't know, your CMD?
And if you don't yet know why I got pissed, it's because this is like the 40th time somebody has asked me to do something illegal for them, or give them software to do illegal things.
“Teach me how to hack!”
"What, like, with an axe?"