My interpretation of the first video:
I'm getting hacked!
*on keyboard*askfja sugasjdhfaisdfnjkashmdvdkfjahmsdfjkhmasufaiowueroamghaspsaso
*rest of crew walks in*
kajsdfjkaskhgsdfjgaiosdfjasodfim*windows opening and closing frantically*
tony: Is that a game?
asdkfjaskldjfal;skdfjiosdfjasdmfsdiofgjsdfkgmsdiofgjsdfg*screen flickers off as gibbs pulls cord*
Huh. So THAT'S how it works.
Oh, and while we're at it let's just unplug the whole computer instead of just the internet.
“True hacking is like skydiving, you want to make sure you have arms, because nobody’s going to be there to pull the chute for you.”