My interpretation of the first video:
I'm getting hacked!
*on keyboard*askfja sugasjdhfaisdfnjkashmdvdkfjahmsdfjkhmasufaiowueroamghaspsaso
*rest of crew walks in*
kajsdfjkaskhgsdfjgaiosdfjasodfim*windows opening and closing frantically*
tony: Is that a game?
asdkfjaskldjfal;skdfjiosdfjasdmfsdiofgjsdfkgmsdiofgjsdfg*screen flickers off as gibbs pulls cord*
Huh. So THAT'S how it works.
Oh, and while we're at it let's just unplug the whole computer instead of just the internet.
“Teach me how to hack!”
"What, like, with an axe?"