Pl4ase h3lp m3 h4x0r!!!

[centip3de]

The title is worse than the content if you ask me.
We dont teach.
I was in your spot, I came here knowing nothing months back.
I now know how to do DoS attacks, SQL injections, and a few other things I taught MYSELF.
Sure, the guys here gave me recources, tips, tricks, and hints.
But never were like, "HERES YOUR ANSWER!! GO HACK!!"
That defeats the purpose.
We will give pointers and hints.
But we also dont promote illegal activities here.
Dont ask us to hack a site or crack a hash for you.
But ask questions.
Learn from mistakes.

Why do you format your posts so oddly? It's like your talking to us in IRC.... Without being in IRC...

[capflyboy]

To be honest... idk.
It's always how I've posted on any form I guess.
Sandbox, ik its no huge accomplishment, but hey, the SQLi's take a bit of work.
We all started somewhere right?

[Yorae_Ryuu]

Topic moved.

The title is worse than the content if you ask me.
We dont teach.
I was in your spot, I came here knowing nothing months back.
I now know how to do DoS attacks, SQL injections, and a few other things I taught MYSELF.
Sure, the guys here gave me recources, tips, tricks, and hints.
But never were like, "HERES YOUR ANSWER!! GO HACK!!"
That defeats the purpose.
We will give pointers and hints.
But we also dont promote illegal activities here.
Dont ask us to hack a site or crack a hash for you.
But ask questions.
Learn from mistakes.

You've learned how to DoS?!?!?!?! Shit, let me mod you instantly.

@OP: Out of curiosity, what was the part you edited out?

hello guys i just installed lunix with flash and bonzo buddy so i can hack i dont want to be a crypt kiddie so i will try to learn my best how to hack without using flash and bonzo buddy, i also installed openbox but all i got was a grey screen does that mean i rooted the box correctly does mean i can hack now?

(written from memory so not 100% the same or as annoying)

[acevic]

To be honest... idk.<br>It's always how I've posted on any form I guess.<br>Sandbox, ik its no huge accomplishment, but hey, the SQLi's take a bit of work.<br>We all started somewhere right?

Yes everyone does start at one point.
SQL injections are for the toughest of hackers.
DDOS attacks are also for l33ts only.
I tried DDOSing a girl once in real life with a pen.
She hit me.
I was reported to the police.
The police DDOSed me and let me go.
I never DDOSed again.
My butt hurts.
So don't DDOS until you know what you're doing.
I miss Goatboy.
Either Cent and I are crazy.
Or this is just plain creepy.
I'm drunk Cent.
I told you I write best when I'm drunk.
I'm watching underage mouse porn.
Heck this is annoying.
I love code monkey.

Topic moved.<br><br>

The title is worse than the content if you ask me.<br>We dont teach.<br>I was in your spot, I came here knowing nothing months back.<br>I now know how to do DoS attacks, SQL injections, and a few other things I taught MYSELF.<br>Sure, the guys here gave me recources, tips, tricks, and hints.<br>But never were like, "HERES YOUR ANSWER!! GO HACK!!"<br>That defeats the purpose.<br>We will give pointers and hints.<br>But we also dont promote illegal activities here.<br>Dont ask us to hack a site or crack a hash for you.<br>But ask questions.<br>Learn from mistakes.

<br><br>You've learned how to DoS?!?!?!?! Shit, let me mod you instantly.<br><br>@OP: Out of curiosity, what was the part you edited out?

<br><br>

hello guys i just installed lunix with flash and bonzo buddy so i can hack i dont want to be a crypt kiddie so i will try to learn my best how to hack without using flash and bonzo buddy, i also installed openbox but all i got was a grey screen does that mean i rooted the box correctly does mean i can hack now?

<br><br>(written from memory so not 100% the same or as annoying)

You want to see something annoying? Read my post on this. The OP never returned after one reply. You can also read this.

[centip3de]

Yes everyone does start at one point.
SQL injections are for the toughest of hackers.
DDOS attacks are also for l33ts only.
I tried DDOSing a girl once in real life with a pen.
She hit me.
I was reported to the police.
The police DDOSed me and let me go.
I never DDOSed again.
My butt hurts.
So don't DDOS until you know what you're doing.
I miss Goatboy.
Either Cent and I are crazy.
Or this is just plain creepy.
I'm drunk Cent.
I told you I write best when I'm drunk.
I'm watching underage mouse porn.
Heck this is annoying.
I love code monkey.

Despite that this thread is amazingly off topic, and should be locked, I'll continue it on real quick.

<3

[acevic]

And before I am possibly banned for being drunk on the forums here it is back at ya.
<3

[edone automaton]

Yes everyone does start at one point.
SQL injections are for the toughest of hackers.
DDOS attacks are also for l33ts only.
I tried DDOSing a girl once in real life with a pen.
She hit me.
I was reported to the police.
The police DDOSed me and let me go.
I never DDOSed again.
My butt hurts.
So don't DDOS until you know what you're doing.
I miss Goatboy.
Either Cent and I are crazy.
Or this is just plain creepy.
I'm drunk Cent.
I told you I write best when I'm drunk.
I'm watching underage mouse porn.
Heck this is annoying.
I love code monkey.



^^Awesome Hacker poem. Damn kids, they're all the same.

[acevic]

Yes everyone does start at one point.
SQL injections are for the toughest of hackers.
DDOS attacks are also for l33ts only.
I tried DDOSing a girl once in real life with a pen.
She hit me.
I was reported to the police.
The police DDOSed me and let me go.
I never DDOSed again.
My butt hurts.
So don't DDOS until you know what you're doing.
I miss Goatboy.
Either Cent and I are crazy.
Or this is just plain creepy.
I'm drunk Cent.
I told you I write best when I'm drunk.
I'm watching underage mouse porn.
Heck this is annoying.
I love code monkey.



^^Awesome Hacker poem. Damn kids, they're all the same.

That was a poem? It's just a drunk scribbling feat. 100 Cent (:P), influenced by Capflyboy's IRC writing format.