Source Code to Sex with Women

[Oceans80]

Does anybody have the link to the pastebin (or similar site) site of the programming code that is about having sex with women or whores or something like that...

It's a joke, obviously, but I'm trying to show my friend in my programming class at school and can't find it anywhere...


Thank you ahead of timeee

[kujinR]

Your friend needs new friends. =P

[Goatboy]

... having sex with women or whores or something like that...

I lol'd a bit.

You're probably looking for an esoteric programming language. These are usually joke languages, but some are actually pretty genius.

[Oceans80]

goatboy, i know you've seen it, it's been posted in IRC a few times

it was like

if( girl swallows)
{
insert cock
}
else
{
kick the bitch out the door
}

it was longer than that though


edit: i know, i know...women and whores are one in the same...

[Gatito]

goatboy, i know you've seen it, it's been posted in IRC a few times

it was like

if( girl swallows)
{
insert cock
}
else
{
kick the bitch out the door
}

it was longer than that though


edit: i know, i know...women and whores are one in the same...

Never make statements like that with if...else , it results in a buggy program. This is how it should be done.

try {
girl_swallows();
}

catch ( girl_agrees ) {
insert_cock( my_d );
}

catch ( girl_disagrees ) {
return kick_in_the_ass;
}

Test the waters, practice safe programming.

[pretentious]

practice safe programming.

[conscience]

goatboy, i know you've seen it, it's been posted in IRC a few times

it was like

if( girl swallows)
{
insert cock
}
else
{
kick the bitch out the door
}

it was longer than that though


edit: i know, i know...women and whores are one in the same...

Never make statements like that with if...else , it results in a buggy program. This is how it should be done.

try {
girl_swallows();
}

catch ( girl_agrees ) {
insert_cock( my_d );
}

catch ( girl_disagrees ) {
return kick_in_the_ass;
}

Test the waters, practice safe programming.

Exceptions should be used only for exceptional conditions

I guess

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try {
    girl.insertStuff(myCock, Girl.UPPER_ENTRANCE);
} catch (GirlDoesNotSwallowException whore) {
    girl.kickTheFuckOut(); // alternatively you can girl = null and gc() :D
}


or alike would be more appropriate.

And also, that suggests we should always unit test girls.

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// TestNG
@Test
public void testGirlWithCockShouldSwallow() {
    // GIVEN
    Girl chickUnderTest = new Girl();
    Cock myCock = new Cock(); // or the "sized" constructor, e.g. new Cock(20); ROFL

    // WHEN
    chickUnderTest.insertStuff(myCock, Girl.UPPER_ENTRANCE);

    // SHOULD NOT THROW GirlDoesNotSwallowException
}


I think this awesomeness to be related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM