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Re: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:49 pm
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faazshift wrote:Hehe, yep... logs confirm it!

That's... I just... Nice.
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Re: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by sanddbox on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:09 am
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Goatboy wrote:
faazshift wrote:Hehe, yep... logs confirm it!

That's... I just... Nice.


Faaz is right. I checked my logs and got the exact same answer: It's a multi.

So it seems I was right. This idiot tried to infect us with a virus, then posted code he stole to save face, then got banned.

Dude. How stupid do you think we are?

-- Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:16 am --

I think I found his friend.

What do you know, a keylogger. I'm hardly suprised.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... j88&show=7

-- Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:30 am --

package thewhitekid;

/**
*coded in java (compile it, it works!)
* @author sanddbox
*/
public class TheWhiteKid
{

private boolean stupid = true;
private boolean attemptFailed = false;
private boolean pwnedByHTSUsers = false;
private boolean banned;

public static void main(String[] args)
{
new TheWhiteKid().commenceNoobiness();
}

private void commenceNoobiness()
{
if (stupid)
{
attemptKeylogging();
}
if (attemptFailed)
{
stealCodeAndSaveFace();
}
if (banned)
{
createAnotherAccount();
}
}

private void attemptKeylogging()
{
System.out.println("Hai guys I made a messenger program...");
System.out.println("OKAY I ADMIT IT ITS A VIRUS BUT IT WAS JUST A JOKE");
attemptFailed = true;
}

private void stealCodeAndSaveFace()
{
System.out.println("Hey guyz wait a sec for me to google for some 1337 code to post");
System.out.println("Thank To Not Flame Me, i suck at grammar and spelling");
System.out.println("Okay here's the code, it turns a few letters upside down...");
pwnedByHTSUsers = true;
if (pwnedByHTSUsers)
{
banned = true;
}
}

private void createAnotherAccount()
{
System.out.println("lol that guy tried to steal codez...i registered ten minutes ago and I have the same IP, user agent, etc, but im not a multi");
//THE FUTURE REMAINS UNSOLVED...WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN THIS EXCITING ADVENTURE?
}
}



EDIT: He also obviously cheated on the missions because he has a lot of them done in only 3 days.
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Post by Goatboy on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:03 am
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by sanddbox on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:06 am
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Also: Please, please, please...do NOT post a comment on his profile.

I am telling you not to navigate to HTS, search for his account, click on the profile link, type in an angry comment and hit 'submit'.

That would be childish and immature.

Remember: Don't leave a comment on his profile.

In fact, don't leave several.
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by eljonto on Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:27 am
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fan-bloody-tastic :D I love a bit of comic relief now and again.
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by Goatboy on Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:59 am
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In case you are all wondering, the page sanddbox is referring to is http://www.hackthissite.org/user/view/TheWhiteKid/

I must agree with sanddbox, this would be childish and immature. Probably not against the ToS or anything, so you would not be violating any rules whatsoever and could get away entirely scott-free... But still. Childish and immature.
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by cilpolir on Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:34 am
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sanddbox that code is funny as hell :P
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by IncandescentLight on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:25 am
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Heh :lol: . He didn't even need to make it into an .exe, actually. He could make a page with a little javascript:alert in loop and produce the same results, and its a lot less suspicious than posting an exe. However, you failed in your mission to prank the 1337 hackers of HackThisSite. Consider yourself pawned. :D
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by thedotmaster on Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:06 am
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Both accounts are now banned. We knew they were by the same guy because of IP.
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Re: IDIOTS' CORNER :: TheWhiteKid's Program Source Code

Post by Shino336 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:26 pm
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WTF, this is hilarious! Let this be a lesson to the idiots of the world... if you want to spread a virus, put it on a site for the technologically illiterate. Not on a site full of hackers.
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