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OH SH-

Post by Goatboy on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:44 am
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10:30 AM right now

Today is Student Success Day at college. This basically means no classes but there are presentations you can go to. I decided to come in to a later presentation about Cybercrime. As I write this, I am on the laptop that I use most often for "computer security" with this federal attorney standing at the front of the room. He has prosecuted and persecuted hundreds of hackers, crackers, and white-collar criminals.

This is awkward.
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.
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Re: OH SH-

Post by Spe-edS on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:06 pm
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i bet! you should record his speech? lol
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Re: OH SH-

Post by godofcereal on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:32 pm
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Think thats bad... Imagine how I felt when a scientologist came to my school...
Im off, last year of school and all, I had something longer but char limit fucked that up. So yeah, had a good run here. Thanks for the memories. Thanks to the staff and users.

Best regards, your posting whore,
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p.s. Defience, you the man ;)
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Re: OH SH-

Post by thedotmaster on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:42 pm
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Ask awkward questions about how the government simply do not understand the mentality, nor the technology.
Ask him about Kevin Mitnick - imprisoned because the govt were afraid of him. They didn't understand what he could do.
Finally, ask whether he's worried that the US (assuming that's where you are from) govt computer security is absolutely horrendous whilst the russians and chinese is becoming stronger by the day.
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Re: OH SH-

Post by sandsphinx on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:50 pm
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godofcereal wrote:Think thats bad... Imagine how I felt when a scientologist came to my school...



win!!!!!!!

-- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:55 pm --

Ask him why they are leaving personal info to thousands of people on trains? Ask them if they have ideas to invest in chains for there memory sticks instead of spending (apparently) billions upgrading cyber security.? [referring to the UK GOV that left a memory stick with thousands of peoples info on it on a train.]
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