What to do when YOU are asked to hack a myspace...

[fashizzlepop]

When asked to hack a myspace... Sorry for the layout... It'll take to much time to fix...

Thought I'd show you what happens when people ask us on the IRC to hack a myspace... lol

We have to much fun on the IRC...

Some of it edited for clearness and content....


<nyc_rep2004 > come on bro

<nyc_rep2004 > please help me

<fiftysixer get revenge

<fiftysixer cheat back

<nyc_rep2004 good guess by the way

<fashizzlepop> how good?

* fiftysixer is great at guessing

<nyc_rep2004 i see that

<nyc_rep2004 can you help me

<nyc_rep2004 < seriously

<fiftysixer < you can't hack myspace

<fiftysixer so think outside the box

<rediceblaze rofl

<fiftysixer try to guess the pass

<nyc_rep2004 i have

<fiftysixer try sneaking up behind her

<fiftysixer get hidden cams

<fiftysixer keyloggers

<nyc_rep2004 are all you people in here assholes?

<fiftysixer < guard dogs

<fashizzlepop> not alllll of us

.... few more lines later....


<nyc_rep2004 <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/nyc_rep2004,isnick>> can i give you her email adress or myspace id?

<fashizzlepop> read the article

<fashizzlepop> no...

<fashizzlepop> never ask that again

<nyc_rep2004 lol

<nyc_rep2004 ok sorry

<fashizzlepop> dont be stupid

<nyc_rep2004 i dont know the rules


<fiftysixer <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/fiftysixer,isnick>> nyc_rep2004, http://www.keydevil.com/ <http://www.keydevil.com/>

<manizzle learn and do

<fashizzlepop> Well mine is a complete article for non computer savys

<fiftysixer thats all you need

<manizzle fashizzlepop...link doesnt exist..

<fashizzlepop> damn

<fashizzlepop> Ive used that link forever!

<fashizzlepop> shit shit shit

<manizzle lol

<fashizzlepop> lol

...little more later....


<manizzle you know her email right?..

<fashizzlepop> pretend you are her.

<nyc_rep2004 yeah but]i dont have acces to her accounts at all

<nyc_rep2004 none of them

<fashizzlepop> minus boobs and pussy ;P

<nyc_rep2004 lol

<nyc_rep2004 listen

<manizzle k, so u just noe her email and myspace?

<fashizzlepop> click fogot pass

<nyc_rep2004 she has

<nyc_rep2004 aim

<nyc_rep2004 and myspace

<manizzle so...

<nyc_rep2004 i dont know her aol password

<fashizzlepop> what did she use as an email?

<nyc_rep2004 or mysoace

<nyc_rep2004 i only need 1

<nyc_rep2004 of them

<nyc_rep2004 **************@aol.com

<fashizzlepop> go to aol and click fogot pass

<nyc_rep2004 thats the email for myspace too

<rediceblaze rofl

<fashizzlepop> pretend you are her!

<nyc_rep2004 i dont know her secret question

<nyc_rep2004 lmmfaooooooooooo

<fashizzlepop> and DONT post anymore emails

<nyc_rep2004 i cantttttttttttttt

<nyc_rep2004 omg

<nyc_rep2004 n/m cuz

<manizzle whats her aim?

<fashizzlepop> if you dont know her question yur fucked


<nyc_rep2004 <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/nyc_rep2004,isnick>> just tell me who shes talking to

<fashizzlepop> No.

<nyc_rep2004 can you do tht for me?


<fashizzlepop> Never ask that again

<fashizzlepop> do not ask us to hack 4 u

<fashizzlepop> get off right now

<nyc_rep2004 well aint this a hackin sirte?

<manizzle <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/manizzle,isnick>> "OO, can u plz hack my myspace"

<manizzle GTFO

<fashizzlepop> we are aboot learnin

<rediceblaze nyc_rep2004, there is moar to it


<rediceblaze <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/rediceblaze,isnick>> you dont just ask you have to learn

<manizzle <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/manizzle,isnick>> ...it takes, more then 10 minutes to learn...

<fashizzlepop> indeed

<nyc_rep2004 ok well can somone teach me a lil sum sum then?

<manizzle ...

<rediceblaze if ur takin the SAT you dont go upto the teacher and ask for the answers

<fashizzlepop> we help teach people web security

<fashizzlepop> and programming

<nyc_rep2004 this is tru

<manizzle lol

<nyc_rep2004 ok

...a little later****


<nyc_rep2004 i work in the city ny almost 7 days a week

<nyc_rep2004 i have 2 kids with her

<manizzle so she has the two kids..

<manizzle all the time?

<nyc_rep2004 i give her tons of money and i dont want her shittin on me when all i try to do is provide for her and my kid thats why

<fashizzlepop> Im 15 and have acne. Why should I give a rats ass aboot yur problems... lol



<nyc_rep2004 <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/nyc_rep2004,isnick>> ok you guys are fuckin assholes good look on the help

<--| nyc_rep2004 has left #help <irc://irc.hackthissite.org/%23help>

<manizzle yes, im 16 and i want to fuck her wife..

<rediceblaze rofl

<fashizzlepop> Hell yeah!

<rediceblaze let me see her myspace?

<fashizzlepop> wait... "Her wife"

<fashizzlepop> ???

<manizzle fashizzlepop: wanna go spam her email and spam her myspace

<manizzle yes, im 16 and i want to fuck HISS wife..

<manizzle lol

<manizzle sp

<morklitu im 16 and i did fuck his wife.

<fashizzlepop> there we go

*****convo between me and manizzle*******

fashizzlepop> we totally should

<manizzle haha

<manizzle be like, ur husband is fuckin a women in ny

<manizzle and i noe it, lol..paste some fake aim convo...

<fashizzlepop> a singer in the musical CATS

<manizzle haha

<fashizzlepop> lol

<fashizzlepop> Oh boy that'd be tooo much fun

<manizzle lol

<fashizzlepop> but mean at same time

<fashizzlepop> lol

<manizzle lemme go make a myspace..right now..

<fashizzlepop> I still have some human feelings

<fashizzlepop> Put some hot chick pic as yur default

<fashizzlepop> lol!

<manizzle > lol..aight

<fashizzlepop> Call her cassandra

<manizzle ill be cassandra

<manizzle aight

<manizzle last name?

<fashizzlepop> dover

<fashizzlepop> I hope the guys name is Ben

<manizzle LOL

<fashizzlepop> lol



<manizzle> lol...im making an email...hmm..gmail or hotmail?
<fashizzlepop> gmail
<manizzle> cassy.dover@gmail.com
<fashizzlepop> or @porno_site.com
<fashizzlepop> nice

[thedotmaster]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooo!
I ask for moneyz and if they do actually pay I say "Sorry can't do it. Their security is too good".

[brandonmxb]

Yeah right dude your not even that high of a rank.

[thedotmaster]

Yeah right dude your not even that high of a rank.

I still get them lmao.
And rank means nothing.

[OneArrow]

And rank means nothing.

The absolute truth.

I typically /ignore them, but then again, I typically don't feel motivated to screw with people like that... just never saw the sport in it. :]

[thedotmaster]

I typically /ignore them, but then again, I typically don't feel motivated to screw with people like that... just never saw the sport in it. :]

Oh there's no sport and no challenge, but they're asking me to break the law and it gets me a few drinks so hey!
But no, I wouldn't usually scam someone - just if they asked me to break the law. Then, they have it coming, in my view.

[rollininrhythm]

Well, Im not a very good hacker by any means. But when I am asked, I try to explain that their not being original, and many ppl have tried to hack myspace/aim/facebook/etc, and for the most part, they have pretty good security. I also try to explain that even if I did have the skill to hack it, it would be more practical for them to phish it themselves.

[banon]

its funny because its the one question we have all been asked (even me... and thats pretty sad)
you have inspired me thought, next time it happens i am just going to fuck with them

[Tek-E]

I find it odd how often I am asked this question "Dude can you hack into my ex-girlfriends myspace for me???"
I just tell them that breaking into a myspace account is a matter of common sense and they should figure it out for themselves. I fail to see what good hacking into a myspace account would do....... WOW you just found out a whole bunch of information about that person that you already knew..... AMAZING!!
I find it moderatley insulting when I am asked to do such a thing.

[Agent Pugsly]

I generally refer them to a quickly made fake corp that does such a service for a 'nominal' fee, and then start the never-ending survey questions and flaming hoops to jump through.



Yes or No:
Myspace is a website
I like the internet
Passwords are good


It's amazing how long you can keep someone focused.

"Usually our myspace recovery service is $299.99 but if you could write a 10k word essay about why it's so important that you get your password back, well, we DO have a need-based charity service!"

Might not be legal anymore though....