TheMindRapist wrote:I think you copied that...
Of course I copied it, plagiarism it's what all those Bangladeshi guys are doing, they know the answers to the CCNA exam before they've even sat the paper. . and how google. . Here's what pisses me off, I've been applying with my REAL C.V for ICT support desk jobs for over 5 years ever since I left college one step away from obtaining my degree, know what these I.T recruitment people keep telling me. .
After reviewing your C.V we feel you need more experience. . More experiance!! WTF!
AND HOW DO I GAIN THAT IF YOU DON'T HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU RETARD!
So I joined Sub7Seven, joined the UHA (united hackers association), joined Shadow-Server and even took the time to join the good old !HTS, sat their and wrote and reverse engineered tons of programs, coded the odd bit of malware right off the bat (pardon the pun), produced tons of websites with Java, Shock-wave, Dream-Weaver, CSS, PHP.
And I need more experience!!! These I.T monkeys and there obvious love of people with an MCSE certification really say the most charming of things. . Yes, you clutch onto your piece of paper and only hire people with a track record of being a Micro$haft stool pigeon and I'll stick to doing what I do best!
At least when people call me up and they need help with their computer they don't get re-routed to a call centre in India. . .
"Cat 5, what is, I am not understanding you sir!"
Here's a course I am now attending funded by the Government as I am unemployed at present, just listen to this;
Learn about I.T, Computers, the Internet
Assess your Level of Literacy and Numeracy
Improve your English, Speaking, Listening and Reading (WTF!!)
Business and Management Courses
Multimedia and Specialist ICT Courses.
'You'll be using computers and the Internet. Now that might seem scary at first but we can show you what to do and help you get started' - (Yeah another huge waste of my time, the only thing I want off you is the god damn piece of paper!)
With all due respect they wouldn't recognise a specialist if he came up and took a big bite out of something they would miss!
I love their definition that the internet and computers are scary, yes they are, to people that are as thick as pig ****!
Must be because of all those hackers out there. .
Jon, your lucky, I cant even get in the damn I.T door, not for the want of trying mind. I sent out 8 CV's today, but because I left college and fell in with agencies doing manual labour, they just see LABOURER on my CV and presume I have no I.T knowledge or customer services experiance.
More experiance, to a bloke whos been heavily involved with the H/P/V/C/A since the age of 17 and whos now turning 33, thats an insult. Perhaps it because I dont mention hacking on my CV out of principal, perhaps I should change it to give me a job or your network is going to turn into a hacker disk-o party, disk = 0 get it. (snicker)