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Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:40 pm
by Dredric1
i used to think that a man and a woman became biblically married when they said their vows.
so i did some searching and found that the actual criteria for biblical marriage was when they had sex and
then afterward they were considered man and wife.

so a lot of what i hear today is people saying that they aren't married so they can get laid all they want.
but that isn't so because as soon as they get laid they are biblically married to that person.

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:36 pm
by sanddbox
God dammit...I'm biblically married to many young girls :(

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:28 am
by Dredric1
cool down sanddbox just become mormon

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:48 am
by mRmasteRful
You mean to tell me I cant have my sexcake and eat it to. Well as long as the girls dont know no harm done :evil:

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:11 am
by Vulpine
Which book/chapter? I'm interested in taking a look at that one.

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:46 am
by imcrafty
Why does becoming a mormom excuse marriage?

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:41 pm
by Dredric1
imcrafty wrote:Why does becoming a mormom excuse marriage?

im saying he could become a polygamist.(sight on the sarcasm there).


oh and the book and chapter Genesis 2:24 outlines it well but there are other verses.

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:17 pm
by sanddbox
imcrafty wrote:Why does becoming a mormom excuse marriage?


Mormons have multiple wives.

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:58 pm
by Goatboy
sanddbox wrote:Mormons have multiple wives.

Yea. From behind, from the side, from a kneeling position...

Re: Biblical marriage shocking

PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:20 pm
by imcrafty
Goatboy wrote:
sanddbox wrote:Mormons have multiple wives.

Yea. From behind, from the side, from a kneeling position...

:D Haha nice. I heard asians practice polygamy so that must be true.