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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by Dredric1 on Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:54 pm
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Microelite7711 wrote:
God: "Sh*t, let's just say she aint no virgin anymore. That bi*ch appeared on that piece of toast because that's what happens when I stick it to her. She just shows her appearance on pieces of food and sh*t. Not always, but it's bad @ss when it does happen."



this is found in Ecclesiastes 9
For the living know that they will die;
But the dead know nothing,
And they have no more reward,
For the memory of them is forgotten.
Also their love, their hatred, and their envy have now perished;
Nevermore will they have a share
In anything done under the sun.
Go, eat your bread with joy,
And drink your wine with a merry heart;
For God has already accepted your works.
Let your garments always be white,
And let your head lack no oil.

Live joyfully with the wife whom you love all the days of your vain life which He has given you under the sun, all your days of vanity; for that is your portion in life, and in the labor which you perform under the sun.
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by sanddbox on Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:14 am
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Dredric1 wrote:
Microelite7711 wrote:
God: "Sh*t, let's just say she aint no virgin anymore. That bi*ch appeared on that piece of toast because that's what happens when I stick it to her. She just shows her appearance on pieces of food and sh*t. Not always, but it's bad @ss when it does happen."



this is found in Ecclesiastes 9
For the living know that they will die;
But the dead know nothing,
And they have no more reward,
For the memory of them is forgotten.
Also their love, their hatred, and their envy have now perished;
Nevermore will they have a share
In anything done under the sun.
Go, eat your bread with joy,
And drink your wine with a merry heart;
For God has already accepted your works.
Let your garments always be white,
And let your head lack no oil.

Live joyfully with the wife whom you love all the days of your vain life which He has given you under the sun, all your days of vanity; for that is your portion in life, and in the labor which you perform under the sun.


I performed on your mom under the sun ;)
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by imcrafty on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:01 pm
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what the fuck you guys....
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by Spectre557 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:05 am
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imcrafty wrote:what the fuck you guys....

It's nice for a change to stop banging heads against the wall that is debate with the religious once in a while, if only to stop going insane... and take the piss instead ;)
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by imcrafty on Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:37 pm
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Spectre557 wrote:
imcrafty wrote:what the fuck you guys....

It's nice for a change to stop banging heads against the wall that is debate with the religious once in a while, if only to stop going insane... and take the piss instead ;)


:) hahah yeah. I'm a little religious and get offended easily, but after a while I can't help myself from laughing. And thanks for your advice maybe I will take a piss :).
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by Spectre557 on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:23 am
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imcrafty wrote:
Spectre557 wrote:... and take the piss instead ;)
And thanks for your advice maybe I will take a piss :).

:lol: Obviously you're not from the UK
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by imcrafty on Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:36 pm
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nope :). Is "taking a piss" slang there and really common??
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by Spectre557 on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:42 am
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imcrafty wrote:nope :). Is "taking a piss" slang there and really common??

"taking a piss" != "taking the piss"
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Re: The Christian God is REAL (VERY LOGICAL)

Post by imcrafty on Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:03 pm
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:D sorry i get confused easliy. "the" piss?? :)
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