Microelite7711 wrote:
God: "Sh*t, let's just say she aint no virgin anymore. That bi*ch appeared on that piece of toast because that's what happens when I stick it to her. She just shows her appearance on pieces of food and sh*t. Not always, but it's bad @ss when it does happen."
this is found in Ecclesiastes 9
For the living know that they will die;
But the dead know nothing,
And they have no more reward,
For the memory of them is forgotten.
Also their love, their hatred, and their envy have now perished;
Nevermore will they have a share
In anything done under the sun.
Go, eat your bread with joy,
And drink your wine with a merry heart;
For God has already accepted your works.
Let your garments always be white,
And let your head lack no oil.
Live joyfully with the wife whom you love all the days of your vain life which He has given you under the sun, all your days of vanity; for that is your portion in life, and in the labor which you perform under the sun.
hahah yeah. I'm a little religious and get offended easily, but after a while I can't help myself from laughing. And thanks for your advice maybe I will take a piss 
Obviously you're not from the UK
sorry i get confused easliy. "the" piss??