by sanddbox on Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:24 am
([msg=46534]see Re: Life got you down? - Christianity[/msg])
Very well - here is what I will do.
I am a loving Mod, and love you all. Let's establish a few obvious, logical facts:
-I am all-powerful, and you should worship me.
-See point 1.
-See point 2.
If you all worship me, and don't worship LuciferGoatboy, you may get staff access, eventually. Just keep believing and having faith in me, and I might sort of kind of possibly make you a mod.
Ways to worship me:
-Post well
-Share knowledge
-Learn
-Be mature
-Follow forum rules
Remember, you may possibly sort of maybe get mod, eventually. Just have faith. And worship me. Otherwise, I'll send you to hell ban you.

HTS User Composition:
95% Male
4.98% Female
.01% Monica
.01% Goat