Very well - here is what I will do.
I am a loving Mod, and love you all. Let's establish a few obvious, logical facts:
-I am all-powerful, and you should worship me.
-See point 1.
-See point 2.
If you all worship me, and don't worship LuciferGoatboy, you may get staff access, eventually. Just keep believing and having faith in me, and I might sort of kind of possibly make you a mod.
Ways to worship me:
-Follow forum rules
Remember, you may possibly sort of maybe get mod, eventually. Just have faith. And worship me. Otherwise, I'll send you to hell ban you.
HTS User Composition: