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Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:27 am
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the house
the only things stirring
Were me and my mouse.


I was working with windows
It was making me fractious,
And I knew that quite soon
I would have to take actions.


It slowed and it stuttered
And finally froze
Then showed a blue screen at the end of my nose,
My anger was rising and thoughts turned quite bad,
“PC through the window, was one that I had”


But my genetics and lineage ensured my calm;
And decided, the computer should come to no harm.
The O/S is to blame, and will never improve
I was conned by Bill Gates and this upgraded move.


Then I had an idea as I sat in my muse,
I have other options like Mandrake or Suse;
Or Debian, Red Hat, or Fedora Core,
PClinux, Ubuntu and so many more..


So I set to downloading a distro named Suse;
And burned a CD for this data to use,
It all went so smoothly,”I waited for hitches”,
As my mind was attuned to the Microsoft glitches!


I entered the disc in my CD Rom drive
And sat back, and watched my PC come alive,
As it smoothly installed the O/S Suse 10
I know I will never use windows again.


So to all you users of Microsoft software,
With its viruses, Trojans, and various Malware,
Blue screens, and freezes, and drivers to find,
Registry problems that muddle the mind
Take a leaf out of my book, “give Linux a try”,
Its all free of charge, with no programs to buy,
With so many versions of this excellent kernel
The choices you have are almost eternal


So download a distro that won’t cost a penny,
The flavours of linux are varied and many
You’ll find one to suit, I’m sure of this;
And using your PC, will once more be bliss.



Stolen shamelessly from http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions ... ux-607264/

Merry whateverthehell!
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by msbachman on Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:44 am
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THIS WAS A BAD POST. DELETE.

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msbachman wrote:THIS WAS A BAD POST. DELETE.


drunk tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:31 pm
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msbachman wrote:drunk tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

No such thing.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by msbachman on Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:36 pm
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Goatboy wrote:
msbachman wrote:drunk tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

No such thing.


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-- Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:37 pm --

Ayu stupid bitch!! HAHAHAHAa

-- Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:39 pm --

HAHA GETTIND DRUGKGRINDING ON STOUT BITCHES!!!

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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:40 pm
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I love this place =D
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by fashizzlepop on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:18 pm
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Whoa, trippy how you changed the font sizes... I thought I had some good santa cookies or something.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:44 pm
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fashizzlepop wrote:Whoa, trippy how you changed the font sizes... I thought I had some good santa cookies or something.

You must have, because the size is the same, but the colors changed.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by fashizzlepop on Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:19 pm
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Funny, I swear certain colors look slightly different in size.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Linux

Post by insomaniacal on Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:22 pm
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Computing drunk is never a good idea. I installed an alpha version of Ubuntu over the summer effectively overwriting family photos one night. It totally skipped my mind, until I woke up the next morning and spent the rest of the day playing with forensics tools :/ .
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