The Chinese government is WAY ahead of us, and has these devices placed in every government agency and powerful corporation throughout the world. They blend in pretty well, you probably see them often and wish that you had one. They monitor data and information, and sent reports regularly.
So that you may all know better, this is what one of these devices look like:
More importantly, if this device pays attention to you or asks you on a date, it's because your being used as a mark for additional espionage. I suggest tapping it hard and quick, then not using that device again.
-- and no, i'm not referring to the Vaio.