when do you shower

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When do you shower?

Morning
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33%
Evening
5
28%
Both
4
22%
I'm a hippy and don't buy into the myth that we need to shower every day
3
17%
 
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when do you shower

Post by pretentious on Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:05 am
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A mate of mine recently said "you don't do much internetting for an IT guy"
This is really the only forum I'm even remotely active on so as irralivant to hacking as it is, here we go :)
Also are you a morning person or night owl?
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Re: when do you shower

Post by Goatboy on Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:55 am
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Evening through and through. If I'm even awake in the morning it's because A.) I am leaving for work B.) I'm still up from the previous night C.) Dumbass people calling me at ungodly hours.

Only time I shower in the morning is if I got enough sleep to wake up early, and/or I have something really important that day.

Frequency: I never skip more than a day in a row.

Products: Irish Spring FTW, Garnier Fructis shampoo + conditioner for my long golden locks of dazzling beauty

Duration: Oddly enough, almost always 17 minutes with only like 30s variance either way.

Routine: Get wet. Get warm. Shampoo. Fuck around with curtains. Rinse shampoo. Condition. Body. Teeth (try it some time). Shave. Face. Rinse conditioner. Final body rinse. Gotta leave that conditioner in for at least 5 minutes or you're a fucking amateur. You could feel my hair right now and swear you were flossing your fingers with angel jizz.

Post-shower: Squeegee body in shower. Wring out hair. Step out onto mat, never tile. Admire body. Rough dry hair, then body (nether regions last, do not forget this). Brush hair, rough dry some more. Hairdryer on LOW HEAT (this is critical) over hair until mostly dry. Winter beanie hat on over hair to lock in moisture. Seriously, it feels like I am wearing the pubic hairs of Athena up there.
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Re: when do you shower

Post by black_sun on Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:42 pm
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Guys, very interesting topic :D

So, I go to the shower in the evening. It means for me around 11 hours pm. I'm in shower 20 minutes. I like cold water, not warm...Then I am finally on my PC. In this apartment its impossible to do something on PC in the afternoon or in my leisure (my brother is a little bad and noisy xD). And when I need/want to program/to do something (of course I do every day), only at night. Then I look always the clock around 3 am, but when I am able to walk away from my PC, its already 4 am :D... I must to wake up at 6, go for a walk with dog and go to school. But I sleep long in sunday, and I "recharge my batteries" for next week. :D
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Re: when do you shower

Post by centip3de on Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:53 pm
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I'm a night owl, but I still shower in the morning (I classify morning as whenever I get up).
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Re: when do you shower

Post by mShred on Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:01 pm
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Run in the morning, shower after. Workout after work, shower after. Gotta do my two a day's.
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Re: when do you shower

Post by -Unicod3- on Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:42 pm
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I have a bad habit of forgetting what day it is and how long it's been since my last shower (estimated longest time between showering was 1 week). I generally shower around 1-2am and it usually for 10-20 minutes, depends if i shave and brush my teeth.

I spend almost all my time in my room I only leave for food and drink... Or if i "have" to to visit my girlfriend...
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Re: when do you shower

Post by WallShadow on Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:07 pm
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night person. i always make sure to take a shower early in the morning when i'm dealing with people during the day. i would love to skip showering on days that i'm just sitting around, but it has some very negative effects, so i usually shower at least every other day in the morning before my brain wakes up. why the entirely-out-of-no-where question?
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Re: when do you shower

Post by Goatboy on Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:30 am
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WallShadow wrote:why the entirely-out-of-no-where question?

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Re: when do you shower

Post by centip3de on Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:51 am
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Goatboy wrote:Board Index < General Discussion < Off-topic


The man has a point.
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Re: when do you shower

Post by WallShadow on Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:21 pm
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