You came in here acting like you know your stuff when you clearly do not. On a forum where intelligence and competence are valued above all other things, this is an insult. My "wat" response is not uncommon here. If someone posts something weird, they are going to get that kind of response. What separates you from the others is that you immediately get all butthurt about it and begin whining instead of just saying "lol yea, I'm new" and being honest with us.
The really funny thing is that you aren't going to get any help acting this way. Saying we shouldn't be mods, telling us to grow up, etc. What you need to do is be straight-forward with what you know, drop the fucking attitude, and be grateful for the help you do receive. I already gave you a hint in my last post. Take it from there.
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.