***Birth of Kilza***
The camera slowly pans into a bustling hospital room. The audience can see a woman lying there, ragged gasps escaping from her lungs.
Another man is there holding her hand, whispering soft words of encouragement. As if to counteract the man's softness, a nurse is screaming "Push, push!".
After much screaming and dramatic tears, a baby finally emerges.
The doctors look at it quizically.
The baby has arms, legs, a face...and yet where its head should be there is simply a void.
"It's a noob!" The doctor shouts, biting back tears.
The husband explodes in guffaws of agony, and the camera fades to black...
It is 12 years later. Young Kilza has found a place where he can meet with other noobs.
While browsing the internet for hawt porn, he spots a link for hackthissite.org.
Thunder clashes outside, lightning flashes, Kilza lets out a maniacal laugh...and...
*fade to black*
No hard feelings, kilza. I just HAD to do it.