The first one sucked so much ass that I gave up on gaming. I figured that if a group of humans has the capability to create such a shitty game, there must surely be no hope for any other game created by another group of humans. The controls were sloppy, the menus were terrible, the story was cookie-cutter, and the fact that I move one tenth the speed of smell while swimming is ridiculous. I mean come on, I swim across a lake to get to some far bank and all of a sudden I have a bear swimming after me like Phelps.
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