Don't even try. You can't dent us. We've seen pricks like you before. You come in, expect a big favor, then leave like you're God's gift to man, as if we are supposed to grovel at your feet, begging for your forgiveness. As if your very presence in these forums are manna from the Heavens. As if we are making the biggest mistake of our collective lives by shunning you.
You're not hot shit, you're not even cold diarrhea. You are (in all likelihood) someone who was raised by mommy and daddy with a silver spoon in your mouth, and you don't like it when things don't go your way. You have no idea how to handle a situation on your own, so you need to rely on others for the simplest of tasks. And since you lack the ability to communicate effectively, you resort to the typical Internet arguments we've seen dozens of times.
I'll give you this opportunity to save some face, and I promise to lock this thread and spare you any more embarrassment. All I expect is a simple "Thank you for your help" and it will be like this never happened. Or, more likely, you can spout off like the little bitch you are, cursing our names as we laugh our collective asses off.
Choice is yours.
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.