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Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by beagle on Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:40 am
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I find mushrooms very weird. They look like little houses, but you can eat them!
I don't understand mushrooms. They taste terrible and grow on the ground, but people still eat them! It's bizarre!
If anyone has any info on mushrooms, please post it here.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by T3hR34p3r on Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:43 pm
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Where I'm from you stay the fuck away from mushrooms. Superstition states that if you fall asleep in a circle of mushrooms you'll be dragged to hell by the Sidhe.

EDIT: Also, beagle, seriously. Give Bruce Lee credit for that quote, it wasn't you.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by beagle on Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:28 pm
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I know I didn't make up the quote, but I'll change it anyway. Might as well.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by JimmyUK on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:01 pm
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Mushrooms are a Halosagenic (Don't know if i've spelt it right) They make you see things that aint there, Crazy drug, ive heard stories that put me off ever trying one :shock:
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by tomber on Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:04 pm
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There are a lot of odd things in nature, I would consider mushrooms not so odd when comparing them to other things, like carnivorous plants.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by BloodKnight9923 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:44 pm
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JimmyUK wrote:Mushrooms are a Halosagenic (Don't know if i've spelt it right) They make you see things that aint there, Crazy drug, ive heard stories that put me off ever trying one :shock:


(Hallucinogenic, it was bugging me.)

Mushrooms as a whole are not hallucinogenic, most are just fairly common fungi growing in a nutrient rich areas breaking down all available nutrients via a mycelium network. Mycelium is made up of hyphae, and is the core of the fungus. As the mycelium spreads through soils, or tissues, the fungus will grow a mushroom. This is the fruit of the fungus designed to produce spores, that will grow into a new mycelium network elsewhere. Mushrooms have individual ways of dispersing their spores, these can be shown with spore patterns. There are however some extremely toxic mushrooms, this is because of metabolic reactions occurring in the mycelium pathways.

Take care not to randomly eat mushrooms found in the forest, or various other places, unless of course you were bored enough that you were okay with being dragged to a conference about mushrooms and know how to identify them.

(I was reeeeeealllly bored.)
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by beast9 on Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:21 am
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tomber wrote:There are a lot of odd things in nature, I would consider mushrooms not so odd when comparing them to other things, like carnivorous plants.


Carnivorous fungi are even cooler.

I used to hate mushrooms but since I moved out of home I now eat any food, and they're not so bad.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by bware1986 on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:58 pm
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mushrooms are bad ass. the caps give you a hallucinogenic high. The stems give you a body high. I prefer the stems. I have this recipe for peanut butter cups and you add the stems in and its the best thing in the world.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by ScrAm on Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:27 pm
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Haha, mushroom stems and peanut butter cups.
Sounds awesome.
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Re: Mushrooms (what do they do?)

Post by sync350 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:48 pm
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shroomsss :)
hehe

Good shit =]
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