Applescript fake virus for teh lulz

[xjose117x]

I have recently been messing around with applescript to troll my friends, and i've whipped up this simple yet irritating code:

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tell application "Finder" to sleep
display dialog "Hello, my name is Jose. I am going to mess with your computer." buttons {"Fuck you", "I bet you can't"} default button 2
if the button returned of the result is "Fuck you" then
   tell application "System Preferences"
      activate
      set current pane to pane "com.apple.preference.displays"
   end tell
   
   tell application "System Events"
      tell process "System Preferences"
         tell slider 1 of group 2 of tab group 1 of window 1
            set value to 0.0
         end tell
      end tell
   end tell
   
   tell application "System Preferences" to quit
   
   repeat
      set volume 16
      say "virus alert"
      tell application "TextEdit"
         activate
         make new document
         set the name of the front window to "hahahaha"
         set the text of the front document to "Neener Neener! You have been infected!"
      end tell
   end repeat
   set volume 16
   say "uploading virus"
   say "virus upload complete"
   
else
   tell application "System Preferences"
      activate
      set current pane to pane "com.apple.preference.displays"
   end tell
   
   tell application "System Events"
      tell process "System Preferences"
         tell slider 1 of group 2 of tab group 1 of window 1
            set value to 0.0
         end tell
      end tell
   end tell
   
   tell application "System Preferences" to quit
end if
repeat
   set volume 16
   say "virus alert"
   tell application "TextEdit"
      
      make new document
      set the name of the front window to "hahahaha"
      set the text of the front document to "Neener Neener! You have been infected!"
   end tell
end repeat


This script makes your computer sleep, then a dialogue box saying "Hi, my name is Jose. I am going to mess with your computer." pops up.
Two buttons appear, one saying fuck you, the other saying I bet you can't. The following will happen when either button is pressed:
Screen brightness will be turned down, volume will be set to the max, a computer voice will say uploading virus, virus upload complete. Then infinite windows of text edit will be spawned saying neener neener you have been infected. Since it's on repeat it's impossible to turn off the volume and keep it from going to max and shouting virus alert without force quitting applescript editor which most people won't think to do.
Feel free to use this code to troll anyone, I hope you enjoy!

[not_essence2]

I conclude that applescript is one of the more easy-to-understand scripts.
But anyways, awesome. I was going to say "Ctrl+Alt+Delete>>Task Manager>>End Task", but wait, it's Apple.

[xjose117x]

I conclude that applescript is one of the more easy-to-understand scripts.
But anyways, awesome. I was going to say "Ctrl+Alt+Delete>>Task Manager>>End Task", but wait, it's Apple.

While it is mac, you can still easily just use force quit to quit out of applescript and textedit. The lulz value of this is achieved by getting a technologically clueless person to open this file.

[not_essence2]

Technologically illiterate- 99% of the world.

[WallShadow]

Correction, 99.99% of COMPUTER USERS. Half the world doesn't even use computers.

[Shade_of_Gray]

Correction, 99.99% of COMPUTER USERS. Half the world doesn't even use computers.

That only makes it even more true. Think about it.

[not_essence2]

WallShadow- But then the ones who don't use computers are still technically technologically illiterate.

[xjose117x]

Today I messed with my friends macbook by doing this:

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repeat
tell application "finder"
sleep
end tell
end repeat


[not_essence2]

Nice one.