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How to be a computer hacker

Post by limdis on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:25 pm
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear..."
"Drink all the booze, hack all the things."
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by LoGiCaL__ on Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:15 pm
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lmao.

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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by weekend hacker on Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:38 pm
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I think that vid gave me cancer.. I just kept waiting for it to do something fancy for some reason XD
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by mookalovesgloop on Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:07 pm
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.____. dun tease the n00bs! especially me :P
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by pretentious on Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:22 am
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Pretty good except he has the same thing on all 3 background windows. Could at least change the directory. And what self respecting hacker doesn't have a telnet session open at all times? Here's how he should have done it. One window displaying the windows tree, another with the documents and settings, third pinging facebook (because google's too mainstream) with a ping count set to an arbitrariily high number and a telnet session in the fore ground. I'm not sure if you can set terminal background transperancy in windows, but if so, let the hacker desktop come through a bit. That's how it's done 8-)
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by hellow533 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:49 am
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^Telnet thing made me lol for some reason. I would have done it like this though.
Telnet in background/other screen/somewhere the fuck on there.
Mass pinging your own website like you said, or some other website. Something like ping www.hackthissite.org -n 999 -l 1032
Browser open with google.com or another highly used website with robots.txt at the end, along with firebug/html editor being open.
Another page with a whole bunch of code from html editor/viewing the source (people are idiots)
Simple code to make it look like you're legit hacking something that they can touch if they want. Like:
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@echo off
color 6
echo Pentagon server system - what is your destination? (server/admin)
set /p input=
if %input%==server goto server
if %input%==admin goto admin
:server
echo Pentagon server system, please wait, your information is being recorded.
pause
cls
goto connected
:admin
echo Connecting to admin @ Pentagon server system- please wait, your information is being recorded.
pause
cls
goto connected
:connected
echo Connected to the admin pannel of the Pentagon server system- what would you like to do? (delete/explore)
set /p input=
if %input%==delete goto delete
if %input%==explore goto explore
pause
cls
:delete
echo systems are now being deleted, your information is being recorded for future refrences.
pause
cls
goto next
:next
echo The system will now shut down.
pause
cls
goto end
:explore
echo Where would you like to go? (files/quit)
set /p input=
if %input%==files goto files
if %input%==quit goto next
:files
echo Pentagon files are offline, your information has been recorded for future refrence.
pause
cls
echo error, system is deleting files.
pause
cls
goto delete
:end

^made that myself, took like 15 minutes to make because I suck. Tell them it's the real pentagon and see if they believe it.
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by shdwcat on Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:54 pm
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LULZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by mShred on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:16 pm
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/TLDW
*laughs and pretends he knows what happened
Haha. Ha. Huha. 8-)
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Re: How to be a computer hacker

Post by limdis on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:08 pm
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mShred wrote:/TLDW<br>*laughs and pretends he knows what happened<br>Haha. Ha. Huha. 8-)

You should, it really pays off in the end lol
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