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Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by centip3de on Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:45 am
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How do you know if your son is a computer hacker? Here are 10 steps to tell!

1: Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

2: Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing? Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy", and "Flash".

3: Has your child asked for new hardware? If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is cause for genuine alarm.

4: Does your child read hacking manuals?

5: How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

6: Does your soe use Quake? If so, ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed, also bring attention to the school.

7: Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

8: Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? Lunix is an illegal hacker operating system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos.

9: Has your son radically changed his appearance?

10: Is your son struggling academically?

Am I trolling you? No I am not. Read this detailed and true story of this mans struggle to find if his son was hacking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go change my pants from "LOLWUTBRO!?!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-ing too much.
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by hellow533 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:49 am
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Yeah, I am too young to have kids but yeah.. I play quake, what about it :evil:
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by Chunkie on Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:26 am
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I read this, quite fun.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

How do you hack in to a stereo?
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by fashizzlepop on Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:42 am
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LOLfag.

Saw that article years ago. Reminds me of this one: http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/initi ... advice.asp

LMFAO^
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by Goatboy on Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:57 am
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I honestly can't tell if centip3de was trolled, or was trolling when he said "detailed and true story" ...
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by fashizzlepop on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:00 am
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Well, I found out my son was masturbating thanks to the link I found. They've gotta be true.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by hellow533 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:24 am
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fashizzlepop wrote:LOLfag.

Saw that article years ago. Reminds me of this one: http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/initi ... advice.asp

LMFAO^


lol'd hard at #9.. like, no shit Sherlock moment >.<
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by centip3de on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:25 pm
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Goatboy wrote:I honestly can't tell if centip3de was trolled, or was trolling when he said "detailed and true story" ...



Hahahaha I was trolling bro.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by Okeymaker on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:01 pm
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centip3de wrote:How do you know if your son is a computer hacker? Here are 10 steps to tell!

8: Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? Lunix is an illegal hacker operating system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos.

THAT IS SO ****IN AWESOME! I always get proud when I hear about Linux ;)
Btw, whats about Quake? I used to play it. But no more. The only thing I remember is that Quake looked easily to cheat in.

-- Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:01 pm --

centip3de wrote:How do you know if your son is a computer hacker? Here are 10 steps to tell!

8: Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? Lunix is an illegal hacker operating system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos.

THAT IS SO ****IN AWESOME! I always get proud when I hear about Linux ;)
Btw, whats about Quake? I used to play it. But no more. The only thing I remember is that Quake looked easily to cheat in.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?!

Post by MechaN00B on Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:43 pm
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lol. I remember seeing this before. Posted it on another forum before, but I was being captain obvious that day and for some reason explained EVERYTHING...

... The admin thought I was mocking his intelligence and banned me that day. :(
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