Despite my warnings about him, it looks like the "tracert is srs bzns" kid won!
Congrats, you fucking moron! You managed to make it through to the end, past all the other fucktards, asshats, and shit-for-brains! You've proven that human stupidity truly has NO limits. I am praying to a God I don't even believe in that you don't reproduce some day and have little nooblets of your own. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and do not live long and prosper.
I can truly say: You are A COMPLETE NOOD.
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.