APERTURE SCIENCE

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APERTURE SCIENCE

Post by xor-logic on Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:43 am
([msg=42211]see APERTURE SCIENCE[/msg])

APERTURE LABORATORIES

Aperture Science Laboratories is looking for test subjects to participate in trials of an experimental and highly classified technology. Test duties include completing tests without dying, following orders which may include the enhanced truth, and accepting cake at the end of the trial period.

Due to the classified nature of the technology, participants must stay as a test subject at Aperture Laboratories for a minimum of 10 years, starting from when the contract is signed. By reading this wanted posting, you automatically accept the contract to work at Aperture Labs. Congratulations!

To report your whereabouts, send a letter to:
Portal Dev. Dept
PO BOX 1688
Bellevue, WA 98009

or call:
1-425-889-9642
or yell:
"I WANT TO GET MY CAKE"
and assume the party-escort submission position.

APERTURE SCIENCE
"We do what we must because we can."


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(I didn't write this, but I did think it was funny enough to share.)
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Re: APERTURE SCIENCE

Post by Goatboy on Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:44 am
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Fuck you. I have the song stuck in my head now.
Assume that everything I say is or could be a lie.
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Re: APERTURE SCIENCE

Post by mRmasteRful on Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:36 am
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Is the party-escort submission position anything like the doggy style position? Cause thats the position im in right now. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone as I always say.
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