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Hilarious IRC Conversation

Post by Theminatar on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:07 pm
([msg=40048]see Hilarious IRC Conversation[/msg])

This conversation took place on a different server I visit, regardless of where it took place, it is still hilarious.

I understand that this is more than 20 lines, but come on? Just read it before you edit/close the thread.

<zerocool> I have something of relevance that you're going to need to see.
<Mirage> I really don't think I need to see it.
<zerocool> Anyways, gonna go ahead and show it to you.
<zerocool> http://i50.tinypic.com/x4kwf4.jpg
<Mirage> What the ****.
<Mirage> Did you draw this?
<zerocool> Uhhh those are dinosaurs in submarines in space.
<zerocool> See how he just exited hyperspace?
<Mirage> That's hyperspace?
<Mirage> You got some hyperspace up in there.
<zerocool> Yea.
<Mirage> Why isn't the dinosaur inside the ****ing submarine?
<zerocool> He got out of the submarine to survey his surroundings.
<Mirage> Seems like he could've just done that from the window.
<zerocool> The windows are tinted.
<Mirage> Who the **** tints windows from the inside?
<zerocool> You'd have to ask him that.
<Mirage> You want me to ask the dinosaur that you clearly cut and pasted onto a submarine?
<zerocool> DO NOT DOUBT THE DINOSPACESUBCRAFT.
<Mirage> Is that what you call that?
<zerocool> That's what he calls it.
<Mirage> I call it bullshit.
<Mirage> What kind of dinosaur is that.
<zerocool> Probably a raptor.
<zerocool> Looks kinda like a raptor.
<Mirage> http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/up...11-16-2006.jpg
<Mirage> Wanna explain that?
<zerocool> That doesn't even look like the dinospacesub craft.
<Mirage> No?
<zerocool> Yea.
<Mirage> Looks pretty similar.
<zerocool> It looks completely different.
<Mirage> Looks like you stretched that picture.
<zerocool> I did not stretch that picture.
<Mirage> Pretty sure you stretched that picture.
<zerocool> No, that is a picture of the guardians of deepspace.
<Mirage> I don't think dinosaurs guard deep space.
<zerocool> I'm actually 110% certain th at dinosaurs guard deep space.
<Mirage> It's highly improbably at best.
<zerocool> That's definitely a guardian of deep space right there.
<Mirage> Yea?
<zerocool> Yea, he looks kinda vicious.
<Mirage> The hyperspace rainbow looks kinda gay.
<zerocool> Nah, that's just what hyperspace does.
<zerocool> Look at him, he even looks like he's guarding something.
<Mirage> yea?
<zerocool> This is irrefutable evidence of the exitence of dinosaurs as the guardians of deep space.
<Mirage> Looks like some ******* cut and paste a dinosaur onto a picture of a submarine.
<zerocool> I did not cut and paste a dinosaur onto a picture of a submarine.
<Mirage> I'm pretty sure you did that.
<zerocool> Nope.
<Mirage> Where did you get the ****ing raptor from?
<zerocool> That picture is genuine.
<Mirage> He's not even in the submarine.
<Mirage> it's like you didn't even try.
<zerocool> He's on his dinospacesubcraft.
<Mirage> I'm going to report this picture.
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Re: Hilarious IRC Conversation

Post by OnlyHuman on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:38 pm
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Okay, I've got one too. I came across this on another site as well. It's not IRC, but it's still a collection of some of the most hilarious conversations I've ever read.
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Re: Hilarious IRC Conversation

Post by Theminatar on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:54 pm
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OnlyHuman wrote:Okay, I've got one too. I came across this on another site as well. It's not IRC, but it's still a collection of some of the most hilarious conversations I've ever read.


Yeah, BloodNinja does that to people because he thinks Cybering is fucked up.
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Re: Hilarious IRC Conversation

Post by OnlyHuman on Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:30 pm
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I'm thinking about making the phrase "I'm actually 110% certain th at dinosaurs guard deep space." part of my signature. Great find!
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Re: Hilarious IRC Conversation

Post by sanddbox on Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:36 pm
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I just read the entire BloodNinja thing...that was amazing.

"Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door...."
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