Funny Quotes

by **Monica** on Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:06 pm ([msg=31061]see Funny Quotes[/msg])

Welcome to LULZ, a new addition to the HTS Forums.
Got a funny quote from a chat? Share it here!

There are a few rules, however:

Quotes/Logs/Conversations MUST be 20 lines or less.
NO full/complete logs/conversations.
NO racism.
However, if you find swearing offensive - DON'T visit this board.

Posting these may result in warnings and/or possible ban.

Enjoy!

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<Monica> dotty can't code.
<dotty> neither can you
<dotty> you just slap your tits on the keyboard and save it as .php

:mrgreen:

by **tgoe** on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:38 pm ([msg=34299]see Re: Funny Quotes[/msg])

Found on slashtdot:

--|Everyone knows all PHP coders are secretly py-curious.
----|Everybody knows that perl is the language of true men.
------|Actually C is the language of true men (it's got dangling pointers...)

Some posters on Slashdot in reference to excitement when nmap was featured on The Matrix...

^...who's always talking during the movie. Hey, do you have a cell phone too? And a beeper? Maybe a crying child or two?

^^Well, minus the little hellians and the beeper, that's me. Sometimes I bring my laptop along in anticipation that there are going to be a few dull scenes. Though I try to keep conference calls on my phone with tons of flashy multicolored lights to a minimum after credits, sometimes it just happens, ya know? Also, I always always carry bang-snaps to movies. They're to throw at people who complain. The firecrackers are for people who complain twice. Roman candles for anyone who dares go beyond that.

I thought this was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaHcMxfJlhY

Goatboy wrote:...., you are one of the worst kinds of people on the Internet. You come onto a forum designed to help teach, and you expect to be spoon-fed. I use that term lightly, because you really don't even want to be spoon-fed, which assumes swallowing of the food on your part. You want to have an IV drip of "l337 h4x0r 5killz" inserted into you.

D: You are fast!

To follow the path, look to the master, follow the master,
walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.

When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.

A trollish omegle conversation of mine:

Code: Select all: Stranger: hi You: Heyyy You: asl :)? Stranger: 14,f Stranger: u You: 32, m You: Where u from? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD

Text convo...

Friend: I'm hungry, what are you doing?
Me: Googling my snake.
Me: its scales look weird.
Friend: Your snake has scales? Stop googling it so much.
Friend: Also not hungry anymore.

by **m0x** on Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:19 am ([msg=56677]see Re: Funny Quotes[/msg])

"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome

m0x wrote:"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome

Unfunny, and basically rehashed from something I said in an earlier post?