Computer jokes?

[sandsphinx]

Yey! This topic is alive again! I wanna see more joke ;D

[eljonto]

Hehe, saw a nice quote:

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Ima put that in my sig. XD

Also:

Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.

[Goldisever]

Lol, good?

[eljonto]

Lol that's great

[DamegedSpy]

LOL My IT10 Teacher have that in the door XD

[Dredric1]

i pulled this one off just a minute ago in gmail
_______________________________________________________________________
me: how about you click on this link http://mail.google.com/mail/?logout&hl=en
Sent at 5:04 PM on Thursday
John is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when John comes online.
me: you didnt just click on the link
Sent at 5:09 PM on Thursday
_______________________________________________________________________

[Goatboy]

Not exactly a computer joke, but still good:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says "I'll take a pint of beer, please."
The second says "I'll take half of what the first guy's having."
The third says "I'll take half of what the second guy's having." and so on down the line.
The bartender sighs, says "You're all idiots," and pours two pints of beer.

If you don't get it, please kindly gtfo and L2math.

[sanddbox]

Not exactly a computer joke, but still good:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says "I'll take a pint of beer, please."
The second says "I'll take half of what the first guy's having."
The third says "I'll take half of what the second guy's having." and so on down the line.
The bartender sighs, says "You're all idiots," and pours two pints of beer.

If you don't get it, please kindly gtfo and L2math.

Haha that's a good one =D

Wouldn't it take awhile to divvy up those 2 pints for each mathematician?

[Goatboy]

Wouldn't it take awhile to divvy up those 2 pints for each mathematician?

Well, yea. Considering there is an infinite number of them.

[Bren2010]

Not really a computer joke, but pretty funny.

It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."