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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by rsrvctrl on Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:45 pm
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Found the quote below on bash.org. Made me laugh.
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<JDigital> Hacking dates back to early Roman times. However, back then there was very little to 'hack' - only stone tablets.
<JDigital> People who would sneak in at night and change the contents of a stone tablet by 'hacking' at it with a hammer and chisel... hence the name, 'hacker'.
<JDigital> Those who did only damage were known as 'crackers', since they'd just run in a smash the stone tablets.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Z3D4 on Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:24 pm
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<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
<Dauntless> ... LOL
<Montana> omg here we go
<Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
<Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
<Montana> Screw this
<Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
<Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
<Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
<Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
<Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
<Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
<Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
<Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
<Montana> Hmm
<Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
<Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
<Montana> </end rant>
<Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
<Dauntless> o_o


Found on bash.org :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by hellow533 on Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:09 pm
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

Not sure if repost, was on bash.org
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Springy1 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:00 pm
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Me: My phone sucks dick!
Friend: Many people would pay good money for that feature
ME: I only paid $10
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by -Ninjex- on Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:14 am
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I had to make this smaller. Here is the full chat on pastebin
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06:33 < KthProg58> hmm
06:33 < KthProg58> thats weird though
06:33 < KthProg58>  i can be kicked
06:33 < KthProg58> but icant be banned
06:34 -!- KthProg58 is now known as Njnjex
INSERT SPAM FROM KthProg HERE** (About 30 lines)
06:35 < Ninjex> Because that really looks like my name
06:36 < Njnjex> dude
06:36 < Njnjex> it IS your name
06:37 -!- You're now known as random
06:37 < random> Not even close
06:37 -!- You're now known as Ninjex
06:38 < Njnjex> lol i coudlve stolen your name there lol
06:38 < Njnjex> if i was paying attention
06:38 < Ninjex> No, it's registered idiot
06:38 -!- You're now known as random
06:39 -!- Njnjex is now known as Ninjex
06:39 < Ninjex> penis
06:39 < Ninjex> LOL
06:40 < random> You are so bright
06:40 < Ninjex> that sure does look like your name...
06:40 -!- Ninjex is now known as HTSUser22317
06:40 < random> fucking idiot
06:40 < HTSUser22317> LAWL
06:40 -!- HTSUser22317 is now known as Ninjex
06:40 < Ninjex> muahahaha
06:40 -!- Ninjex [KthProg@D82D5EED.F9EAD6F9.466168C.IP] has quit [User has been banned from HackThisSite (k)]
06:41 < random> lol
06:41 < random> fucking idiot
06:41 < random> I win
06:41 -!- You're now known as Ninjex
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Meltdwn on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:46 pm
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You can save that bullshit on your memory card :p
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