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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by rsrvctrl on Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:45 pm
([msg=59832]see Re: Funny Quotes[/msg])

Found the quote below on bash.org. Made me laugh.
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<JDigital> Hacking dates back to early Roman times. However, back then there was very little to 'hack' - only stone tablets.
<JDigital> People who would sneak in at night and change the contents of a stone tablet by 'hacking' at it with a hammer and chisel... hence the name, 'hacker'.
<JDigital> Those who did only damage were known as 'crackers', since they'd just run in a smash the stone tablets.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Z3D4 on Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:24 pm
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<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
<Dauntless> ... LOL
<Montana> omg here we go
<Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
<Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
<Montana> Screw this
<Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
<Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
<Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
<Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
<Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
<Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
<Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
<Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
<Montana> Hmm
<Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
<Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
<Montana> </end rant>
<Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
<Dauntless> o_o


Found on bash.org :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by hellow533 on Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:09 pm
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

Not sure if repost, was on bash.org
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Springy1 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:00 pm
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Me: My phone sucks dick!
Friend: Many people would pay good money for that feature
ME: I only paid $10
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by -Ninjex- on Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:14 am
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I had to make this smaller. Here is the full chat on pastebin
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06:33 < KthProg58> hmm
06:33 < KthProg58> thats weird though
06:33 < KthProg58>  i can be kicked
06:33 < KthProg58> but icant be banned
06:34 -!- KthProg58 is now known as Njnjex
INSERT SPAM FROM KthProg HERE** (About 30 lines)
06:35 < Ninjex> Because that really looks like my name
06:36 < Njnjex> dude
06:36 < Njnjex> it IS your name
06:37 -!- You're now known as random
06:37 < random> Not even close
06:37 -!- You're now known as Ninjex
06:38 < Njnjex> lol i coudlve stolen your name there lol
06:38 < Njnjex> if i was paying attention
06:38 < Ninjex> No, it's registered idiot
06:38 -!- You're now known as random
06:39 -!- Njnjex is now known as Ninjex
06:39 < Ninjex> penis
06:39 < Ninjex> LOL
06:40 < random> You are so bright
06:40 < Ninjex> that sure does look like your name...
06:40 -!- Ninjex is now known as HTSUser22317
06:40 < random> fucking idiot
06:40 < HTSUser22317> LAWL
06:40 -!- HTSUser22317 is now known as Ninjex
06:40 < Ninjex> muahahaha
06:40 -!- Ninjex [KthProg@D82D5EED.F9EAD6F9.466168C.IP] has quit [User has been banned from HackThisSite (k)]
06:41 < random> lol
06:41 < random> fucking idiot
06:41 < random> I win
06:41 -!- You're now known as Ninjex
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Meltdwn on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:46 pm
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You can save that bullshit on your memory card :p
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by -Ninjex- on Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:53 pm
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19:33:23     Ninjex  my bot blows balls
19:33:28     -->     Randoph (Randoph@HTS-C89FBCCB.xs4all.nl) has joined #coffeesh0p
19:33:32     Ninjex  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e-fag
19:33:38     rained  InfoBot, define e-fag?
19:33:40     Ninjex  test http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e-fag
19:33:44     Ninjex  hmph
19:33:50     Ninjex  test www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e-fag
19:33:56     Ninjex  weird
19:34:24     Ninjex  oh, huh
19:34:31     Ninjex  the bot is still processing the first link...
19:34:44     Ninjex  InfoBot: ninjex?
19:34:51     Ninjex  Yeah, not good
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19:34:56     rained  wow
19:35:01     Ninjex  Guess that would be why
19:35:03     rained  What did you do
19:35:07     Randoph lol
19:35:25     rained  Randoph, wait for it, they'll be back
19:35:34     oaulakh :)
19:35:39     rained  Unless
19:35:55     rained  InfoBot was running on their server right?
19:36:05     Ninjex  Yeah
19:36:09     rained  ...
19:36:10     Ninjex  it's hub.irc.hackthissite
19:36:42     Randoph Btw, the reboot didn't help the kernel problem
19:36:51     Randoph solve*
19:36:52     rained  Randoph, what distro?
19:37:28     --      You are now known as Kage
19:37:32     Kage    penis
19:37:37     --      rained is now known as limdis
19:37:37     --      You are now known as Ninjex
19:37:37     Randoph No idea
19:37:41     limdis  Lol
19:37:42     Ninjex  The things I could do
19:37:45     Ninjex  with /nickserv
19:38:05     Ninjex  like request a bazzilion passwords and fail
19:38:10     limdis  * nickserv :Services are currently down. Please try again later.
19:38:14     limdis  So, no
19:38:18     Ninjex  ah sheet
19:38:21     --      limdis is now known as rained
19:38:22     Ninjex  :'[
19:38:30     --      You are now known as mShred
19:38:32     rained  My vhost is still online though
19:38:45     --      #coffeesh0p: You're not channel operator
19:38:51     rained  Yo mShred, how's the server doing?
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19:38:59     mShred  It's good, man
19:39:02     rained  Hi LoGiCaL__
19:39:09     rained  mShred, fix that damn server
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19:39:15     mShred  I'm working on it
19:39:52     mShred  teehee
19:40:00     rained  teehee
19:40:01     rained  LOL
19:40:30     --      #coffeesh0p: You're not channel operator
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19:40:39     Randoph How the fuck did you get that server down?
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19:40:57     mShred  tits
19:41:45     rained  Where?
19:42:04     rained  The server really is down though
19:42:04     mShred  I wonder what part of the bridge we are on
19:42:12     rained  Can't get a connection
19:42:28     -->     sandman (sandman@HTS-A591FC28.mindlock.us) has joined #coffeesh0p
19:42:43     rained  welcome, sandman
19:42:44     -->     NETWORKsecurity (Benjamin@534DF98.E21182FE.7F72F28D.IP) has joined #coffeesh0p
19:42:50     rained  Welcome, NETWORKsecurity
19:42:52     sandman what happened?
19:42:58     mShred  I'm working on it
19:42:59     NETWORKsecurity errr hackthissite.org is down
19:43:00     rained  Ninjex crashed your server
19:43:09     mShred  Fucking going to ban Ninjex's bitch ass
19:43:12     straybirdhack   They do a great job
19:43:13     mShred  He pisses me off
19:43:19     sandman lol
19:43:31     NETWORKsecurity oh u are already discussing about it
19:43:38     rained  Seriously though, mShred, when will it be fixed?
19:43:41     mShred  He hacks every fuckign thing
19:43:43     sandman he actually "hackthesite"
19:43:50     straybirdhack   Ninjex attack the site and get it down, great!
19:43:57     mShred  It should be up in about 10 minutes max
19:44:22     rained  Thank you, mShred, we can always count on you to be here
19:44:29     mShred  No problem
19:44:36     mShred  All in favor of banning Ninjex, say I
19:44:38      *      mShred I
19:44:46     NETWORKsecurity no really what happened?
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19:44:59     sandman oops
19:45:05     rained  NETWORKsecurity, Ninjex crashed the server?
19:45:07     sandman *"hackthissite"
19:45:11     mShred  Ninjex broke part of the server
19:45:17     NETWORKsecurity seriously?
19:45:18     sandman rained: but how?
19:45:20     straybirdhack   Ninjex can post on front page, saying "Look what I have done, I hack this site"
19:45:37     rained  sandman, we have no idea
19:45:41     rained  Ask him when he gets back
19:45:45     sandman he won't do it, he is not looking for fame I guess
19:45:55     NETWORKsecurity well isn't there realistic mission to hack hackthissite? :)
19:46:00     rained  Well, you know Ninjex, sandman
19:46:04     rained  That guy is crazy
19:46:13     straybirdhack   I think it is actually his bot do that.
19:46:14     rained  mShred says he'll get a ban for sure
19:46:31     mShred  straybirdhack: I have the logs, it wasn't the bot
19:46:33     oaulakh which one is good to learn first python, c/c++, or assembly?
19:46:36     NETWORKsecurity wait u guys are serious?
19:46:54     rained  NETWORKsecurity, why not?
19:46:58     rained  He broke our IRC
19:47:07     NETWORKsecurity i thought u are kidding
19:47:14     sandman oaulakh: assembly? jk Python first
19:47:23     straybirdhack   lol, they are just playing.
19:47:37     oaulakh ok
19:47:57     oaulakh any practice problems for python?
19:48:26     straybirdhack   oaulakh, you can follow "Learn Python The Hard Way"
19:48:27     sandman do you know python?
19:48:42     oaulakh yeah
19:48:52     NETWORKsecurity it also depends what u want to do in python
19:48:52     Randoph There are really a shitload of ways to learn Python
19:49:05     mShred  Fuck man
19:49:12     oaulakh means?
19:49:13     mShred  I don't know how long the server will be down guys
19:49:18     -->     limdis (limdis@HTS-DD402AF9) has joined #coffeesh0p
19:49:25     limdis  Guys it should be fixed in no time
19:49:43     mShred  Yo, limdis you got the dl on this shit?
19:49:47     limdis  We had some problems with the server
19:49:59     straybirdhack   mSherd, you can make it. We can just wait to see.
19:50:08     limdis  Yeah, mShred, we're on it
19:50:10     oaulakh well, what can be achieved inpython?
19:50:18     oaulakh well, what can be achieved with python?
19:50:29     rained  Everything
19:50:32     rained  It's not that hard
19:51:11     NETWORKsecurity true you can use it as server side game making desktop apps,...
19:51:12     oaulakh ok
19:51:22     limdis  NETWORKsecurity, don't be stupid
19:51:24     mShred  limdis: #staff
19:51:32     limdis  Who wants a server side game?
19:51:34     sandman from a script that says hello world to a script that can hack NASA what do you want?
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19:51:41     Randoph Well guys, after rebooting, I still can't run Ubuntu on my Virtual Box
19:51:49     straybirdhack   ah, they are back.
19:51:58     --      limdis is now known as HTSUser1323
19:52:00     oaulakh okkkk
19:52:00     straybirdhack   welcome, guys!
19:52:04     --      You are now known as Ninjex
19:52:09     Ninjex  penis
19:52:17     NETWORKsecurity limdis,misstyped server side,game making
19:52:19     Ninjex  Time teh grep logs
19:52:30     oaulakh i need then little help
19:52:31     rained  Yup, you do that
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by cyberdrain on Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:43 pm
([msg=84548]see Re: Funny Quotes[/msg])

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* mShred skadoosh
<e3cb>      no
<e3cb>      mshred
<mShred>    wat
<e3cb>       MSHRED
<mShred>    wat wat
<e3cb>       MMMMSSSSSSHHHHHHRRREEEEDDDDD
<mShred>    i swear
<e3cb>       Don't do that, God doesn't like that
<e3cb>       c:
* mShred dafuq out

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<rained>   Incidentally, where did you find that?
<Mnkras>   I have super secret access
<rained>   You used the bug system?
<Mnkras>   0.o
<Mnkras>   nah,
<Mnkras>   im a secret dev ;)
<rained>   You sneak in at night, when nobody is looking to fix the code?
<Mnkras>   yea, kinda, :P
<Mnkras>   but I don’t actually fix anything
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