Aside from all that, first actual face to face SE? No. You carry out SE on people pretty much from birth (hopefully) with much more finesse and subtlety than the ossum attack you described here.
There is though, to my mind something ominous about the glee you get from potentially fucking over your aquaintances. You are a bad person, devoid of basic human compassion and unworthy of attention or kindness. A real nasty salt. Hang your head in shame....
All hope is not lost though, you can redeem yourself; simply pm me your bank details. I promise I wont do anything with them, it will just be an experiment to show you that not everyone is your enemy, some people can be trustworthy. Hopefully through this exercise in faith you can learn to be a better friend and your soul will be saved.
I will also tell everyone I know that you are a cool guy and that they should definitely like you. Serious.
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.